LAWMA Street Sweepers
If only everyone will #LeaveThrashForLawma and not dump it on the road, we won’t need anyone to sweep the road.
Night security guard
They stay awake in the middle of the night to prevent thieves, loiterers, and thugs. Why??
If you are not expected to be at a club/event, why not just not show up, if you are there, you don’t need to break bottle on anyone’s head. If you know what it takes to maintain this body, you’ll save us all the stress.
A day without LASTMA in Lagos will surely be serious hell. If only we can all…. let’s not even go there.
If only 2+2 can always be four. We won’t need to be adding #gate to people’s name up and down.
Some students or candidates can’t write their exams without cheating or using ‘machinery’ so these guys are paid to look after them.
Can’t people just travel without moving contrabands? Especially when they tell you ‘you’ll be hanged’ if you do.